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Religious Demotivational Poster


EVER WONDER... -


TAGS: poodles dogs religious cult
Rating: 3.42/5

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Derek - November 29, 2009, 3:27 pm
No, but I've often wondered what baboons and poodles would think of each other.


DEFINITION OF IRONY -


TAGS: irony religious offensive
Rating: 3.71/5

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j76harris - February 20, 2012, 10:22 pm
I don't doubt it falloutghoul. The vast majority of Catholics that I know are just as disturbed by the Catholic ORGANIZATION as everyone else, but there will always be those who just want to turn a blind eye.
falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:40 pm
RL, j76harris, thecrotchetyoldcynic, DemonicGTR, lordblackdragon, and NumberXIII, I agree with ALL of you; and I'm a Catholic!
falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:37 pm
Epic fail on Catholicpliot33.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2012, 1:31 pm
“Beliefs?” “Constitution?” Religion and politics DON’T belong together, despite popular belief! Like oil and water, they don’t – they won’t – they can’t mix. When shaken up they do to a degree, but eventually… when all is settled, they separate.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2012, 1:23 pm
No offense to the individual Catholic followers themselves. However, the Catholic ORGANIZATION as a whole has had a bad rep, going back to the Emperor Constantine incident the people seem to forget.
j76harris - February 20, 2012, 9:22 am
OMG, I didn't even notice that part. LOL
NumberXIII - February 20, 2012, 9:16 am
Uh, Catholicpilot33? The only reason Catholics "have outlived EVERYSINGLE empire since Jesus Christ", is because you killed every other religion/group that could challenge you or repressed them. "History is written by the victors"
DemonicGTR - February 20, 2012, 9:11 am
(Catholicpilot33-"That is in direct violation of the 2nd ammendment of the U.S. Constitution") It violates your right to bear arms?
j76harris - February 20, 2012, 2:40 am
I'm sorry Catholicpilot33, but your comments are the utter definition of this Motifake. You talk about the new bill and about contraception violating your beliefs, but utter not one work about the pedophile priests. That tells me a lot.
Catholicpilot33 - February 20, 2012, 1:16 am
The new bill is an outrage because it violates our beliefs, breaking the constitution
Catholicpilot33 - February 20, 2012, 1:15 am
The U.S. government is trying to force the Catholic hospitals and healthcare systems to provide contraceptives, and that is against our beliefs. That is in direct violation of the 2nd ammendment of the U.S. Constitution
Catholicpilot33 - February 20, 2012, 1:11 am
We Catholics have outlived EVERY SINGLE empire since Jesus Christ founded our Religion in 33 a.d.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:46 pm
The whole Catholic bulls**t scam telling you one thing and doing another, stems from the same species of the wackos from the “Father Knows Best” generation. Irony is a good word, but so is "Perfect Cover-Up."
j76harris - February 19, 2012, 2:34 am
In addition to the wrongdoing itself, I think what bothered people most was the air of coverup. The guilty parties were just slapped on the wrist and quietly transferred to other parishes, with no charges or anything ever being levied against them.
lordblackdragon - February 19, 2012, 12:25 am
Religion isn't the source, but the Catholic Church is kind of the Walmart of pedophilia.
j76harris - February 18, 2012, 12:14 pm
You are quite right, but then boy scouts, coaches, teachers, and uncles do not add insult to injury by acting as if they have the right to take the moral high ground on other issues like contraception.
Reality Lord - February 18, 2012, 10:25 am

boyscouts; coachs; teachers; uncles...relgion is hardly the source of this crime
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 10:09 am
Another caption could have been replacing "riddled with pedophiles" with "opposed to aborting unwanted pregnancies"


W.W.J.D? -


TAGS: religious parody i am soooo going to hell
Rating: 3.79/5

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ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 12:42 am
@ Claire, I have been officially designated as the 'World's Tallest Midget' at 6'2"
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:38 pm
I'm voluptuous, not fat! (lol ironically I'm actually about 90 lbs.)
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:32 pm
and 475 pounds! Those are pancake proportions! You'd have to be wider than you are tall!
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
There aren't really any "official standards" for being a midget. I am also about 4' 10''.
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:29 pm
Take that, halve it, and have a great time. Do you know how hard it is to run into a midget? I mean, the proportions have to be just right...otherwise, she's a dwarf.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
What constitutes a midget? Trashette is about 4'10".
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
What are you talking about? Midgets are awesome! You know, it seems like you can never start a serious relationship with a midget; people just look at it like it's some HUGE joke. I mean really...no one cares if you're dating a WMBA player.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
475lbs would be pretty slim if you were a cow like moooooooooooo.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:18 pm
It's True. Yet only tiny women want me. It's a curse.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
What are you trying to say? I'M BEAUTIFUL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:52 pm
Damn!......I hear TTH is a Chubby chaser.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:37 pm
But... I've already lost 300 hundred pounds... I now weigh 475.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:26 pm
sorry Claire.....you need to watch your calories.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
I would like a doughnut!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:15 pm
5 sacrilegious lions for you. I'll have a warm glass of whiskey waiting for you in hell.....we'll run that motherfucker our way!


SUPERSTITIOUS NUT-JOBS - They call un-believers crazy. If this is their definition of sane, I'll be perfectly content with crazy...


TAGS: religious idiots
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - June 13, 2010, 5:30 pm
I suspect the hints at the bottom are about more than just colour.


EAT ME JESUS -


TAGS: anti religious propaganda
Rating: 4.03/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 3:01 am
Awesome!!
alex4digiprod2 - November 3, 2011, 2:11 pm
t(-_-t)
Muppet - November 2, 2011, 8:28 pm
'Sup Yeezy?
mariand - November 1, 2011, 5:30 pm
you have no idea how good... I know what you mean
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 5:26 pm
Nay my foreign friend....t'is not.The curve ends at nonbeliever. Ya feel me?
mariand - November 1, 2011, 4:54 pm
what's a nonbeliever to a man?...circle is closed


THE DEVIL - He laughs at religion.


TAGS: sinfest the devil joker insane why so religious batman
Rating: 1.86/5
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 8:08 pm
1L for utter crap.
What The? - February 11, 2009, 1:55 pm
Asinine. Don't take something awesome and turn it into... This.... Bleah.


Pro$perity Go$pel -




THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT -


TAGS: religious right conservatives balls
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:27 pm
Or at least corrupt in several ways.


THE JUDEO-CHRISTIAN DEITY - The omniscient and omnipotent one with the perfect plan, whose perfect plan was thwarted when one of his creations teamed with another of his creations...




GALILEO'S MIDDLE FINGER -




RELIGIOUS CONTROVERSY -




ALWAYS A CONSEQUENSE -


TAGS: religious childhood upbringing
Rating: 4.44/5

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Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 10:22 am
5 Amens


INTOLERANCE -


TAGS: sept 27 religious growing pains
Rating: 3.64/5

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Pacifist - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm
How's Harvey doing?
Pacifist - September 27, 2009, 9:23 pm
Scientology, no comment! I left that out of the bio as I was attempting to motivate the child.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 8:19 pm
Of course not! He's a scientologist; they're not aloud to laugh until the third moon of Corrick in the house of Hejral; now that's entertainment!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:15 pm
Can Tom laugh at himself? I'm not so sure about that.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 8:12 pm
Jk. I know its a serious problem, but if we didn't poke fun at it that would just make things worse. Life's problems never seem so bad when people can laugh at themselves.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 8:10 pm
Tis nto fnuny to mkae fun of poeple wtih dsyelixa...
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:04 pm
Yer right, Pacifist. Now help me out. What was Tom's Phd dissertation on again?
Pacifist - September 27, 2009, 5:49 pm
Always an excuse to justify unequal treatment. There was a stance? Keep writing youngster Tom Cruise is supposedly dislexic and he's done fine.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
That's so hilariously screwed up. You think somewhere there's an actual dyslexic guy going "What's so funny about Halloween?" 5/5
spacedog - September 27, 2009, 4:16 pm
Nice work agdaniele. 5L
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:58 pm
XD...5 candy bars for you
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:51 pm
Biggest laugh from a motifake for me in a long time. Not a shot at the rest of the field, just amazed at how funny this damn one is. And the Kirkster likely has a banana with aggy's name on it.


RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS -




MISSIONARY CAMPS - win?




RELIGIOUS FANATICS -


TAGS: religious fanatics
Rating: 2.35/5

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Lincoln - January 24, 2010, 11:07 am
Could you be more specific, Ice?
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 12:42 am
On the whole, NOT COOL.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 10:17 pm
Self induced proctology exams, new from Produce Enterprises. ;)
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Dammit... Quick look, Ads by Google!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2010, 10:12 pm
Walking a little bow legged, Eh Veg?
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 9:55 pm
Yeah, Scorp, I'm walking away. Right. Now.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 9:50 pm
YEP
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
Aaaaaand I just set myself up, didn't I?
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 9:47 pm
Not a problem. I just wanted to know what crawled up his butt all of a sudden.
DreMagnum - January 23, 2010, 9:45 pm
I agree as well. I saw Cubby's comment at the bottom and thought he made it, my mistake Veggie
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:45 pm
I'd concur, but that would be impolite.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
Agreed, Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2010, 9:43 pm
These only suck if they're made from stolen posters.....Veggie's are original and AMESOME.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:28 pm
[email protected] who's going to do the long cat trilogy tower?
Cubbybear - January 23, 2010, 7:30 pm
The new alternative to the tunnel...THE POSTER tower! You heard it hear first!


RELIGIOUS OR NOT -


TAGS: religious or not
Rating: 2.08/5

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bubbalou - December 28, 2009, 12:58 am
I would have said "prey" :P
agdaniele - December 27, 2009, 9:54 pm
I tried it once... but I didn't inhale.


THY YARDSTICK IS SWIFT -




anatomy -




RELIGIOUS WAR - Killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend.


TAGS: religious war religion conflict 911
Rating: 2.5/5

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TheSanityInspector - September 24, 2012, 10:05 am
Answer: We do.


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